I LOVE YOU 3000

don’t you just love it when *clenches fist* you open your wip and stare at it for thirty minutes then add absolutely nothing?

I think superheroes should make a habit of carrying around enormous water bottles strapped to their utility belts. Hydration is very necessary in the middle of intense excercise or battle, it would add realism while also being incredibly fucking funny

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

"phil is like a permanent apartment fixture or a birthmark" "we've grown on each other like mould" "you're next to me in my life" "we are real best friends, companions through life, like actual soulmates"

*challenges you to a duel by slapping you with a glove but actually it’s one of those sticky hand things*

I believe you’re trying to caress my cheek and am turned on by your boldness. We’ve been married for 15 years

Confused enemies to lovers 50k slow burn

i personally need the roman prequels just so we can see baby jason be like ‘um reyna….do you like like me’ and reyna goes ‘im a lesbian’

jason: i thought you were roman?

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