Not a fan of lamps

adam parrish was such a dangerous concept to introduce to the vulnerable teenage mind

Imagine loving your younger brother so much, probably more than both your parents do, but you're getting older and younger siblings are kind of annoying so you start blowing him off a lot until he's like "you suck i want a cooler better brother who will play with me" and then he just. makes one. and now you have another brother living in your house who everyone automatically likes better than you.

I was gonna ask you- K- will you come to my fourth of July party this summer 🥺? Don't go to Dick's. Come to my party, we'll have so much fun, it's so substance, no one will know- K I don't want to do that- mmmm we could have a dream or even two 😍! Your brother will be completely alone... in the trunk of my car ✨ >:/ Maybe. Maybe.

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"