Draco Malfoy Enthusiast

Ron: Dude, blimey, what’s wrong!

Harry: We could’ve gone together!! We could’ve gone to the yule ball together and it would’ve been fine!! We could’ve done that!

riddle: yep

“Mr. Snape?”

“It’s professor Snape”

“Do you have a doctorate degree?”

“… no”

I am not even sorry.

Part 2 of the Marauder Halloween, you can find part 1 on my Tumblr under the my art tag!

Also ten points to those who recognized the song in the end, it’s scream and shout by will.i.am and Britney bi-… Spears ^^

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christening 

“you can’t wear that james”  “it’s the only way i’m going, lil”  “fine but give me your wand”  “my real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?”  “both, and you’d better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leave”

“I’m not a magician, marge, i’m an illusionist.”

petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harry’s amusement

actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernon’s extended family

standing up at christmas and saying that he’d like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says ‘let him do it’ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to ‘vanish’ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesn’t work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernon’s extended family

harry’s not sure how does it work. once, he asked the conductor. “you’ll know your destination once we get there.”

it’s not helpful at all.

he knows the names of all people sitting with him in the cart. there’s cecile, a woman in her eighties. she doesn’t talk much but harry enjoys her company nonetheless. there’s bruce, he never mentioned how old is he. harry assumes he’s between sixteen and eighteen. bruce talks all the time and full of stories. harry knows they’re all made up because no one in the cart remembers their past. a man wearing a funny looking robe sits near the door. he never leaves his sit. two middle aged man sit on his left. they never stopped playing a game of chess. and a girl named vivian that has a lapful of cat. she’s mute.

harry has never slept. no one can seems to. and if the conversations die out, they just gaze outside.

the outside is just a vast of white nothingness. if the train stops and a person steps out to their destination, that’s when only they see colors. it’s not vivid but it’s enough for a change of scenery even just for a second.

a day before harry knows his destination is about to come, a new passenger sits besides him. he’s tall, pale, and blond. he has a striking grey eyes that are looking at him.

“i’ve been looking for you.” he says. harry doesn’t reply. he doesn’t have to. suddenly, floodgates of memories open.

“draco.” harry remembers.

draco smiles and leans his head against harry’s. “terrible of you to go before me. i cried, you know.” he grabs draco’s hand and intertwines it with his.

“i’ve been waiting for you.” harry kisses his husband’s forehead. he sees cecile looking at them and he smiles back before he closes his eyes. it’s a goodbye.

JKR: but let’s give him a redemption arc!!! let’s make everyone forgive him bc he loved Lily!!!

Draco: *was a child. raised to think bullying was okay. was never taught any different*

harry: hold on, let me ask my husband

death: it’s not a choi-

harry, shouting: dracO, CAN I GO OUT WITH DEATH

draco, shouting back: YOU CANT GO OUT IT’S ALMOST DINNER TIME

And due to the fact that everyone close to him has no experience with dealing with relationships properly, he constantly messes up.

Like Aunt Bellatrix says give him a love potion, guess who’s gonna stay up all night making one but ends up giving it to Crabbe by accident.

Lucius says throw money at him, catch Draco pelting Harry with Galleons during quidditch practice.

Narcissa says a smile will help, Draco spends an entire day staring at Harry with an unblinking smile till Harry literally can’t blink in fear of what Malfoy is planning.

If the fucking Mermaids in the Lake say drown him, I bet Draco is just gonna shove Harry in the deepest part of the Lake without hesitation.

*Everyone has their hand down except for Draco*

Pansy, to Draco: He means the Hippogriff not Potter.