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pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

i made this after seeing hideki kamiya’s remark that he wants to pitch a stardew valley-style spin-off for leon’s retirement. i found the contrast between leon’s and chris’s plans for their 50s very funny.

in which I am both at the same time…somehow

ao3 authors are something else…

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

you put those tags on this post where they belong

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

ZAIROO is out now.

Special shoutout to the DavidPro Phantom Blood opening where the bullets are fully brass, flush with the casing, no rim, perfectly undisturbed primer, and fired whole out of some webleys.

raising you this

When I was going through driver's ed I was taught that the steering column would stab through your chest if you crashed head on and that was just the way it was. We do not want to go back, not even a little

Crumple zones save lives. You do not want your car to look undamaged after the accident, because that means it made like a Newton's Cradle and passed every bit of the impact straight through to your soft and highly crushable body.