me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female
why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

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macklin celebrini has autism
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Kaledo Art
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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NASA
Stranger Things
Xuebing Du
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me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female
why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

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Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.
One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence
Honestly, I think City Council of Darkness works so well comedically because Madelaine and LaVonte (until he gave up in the finale in favor of embracing the madness) are the only two members of the Coterie that are actually attempting to play VTM.
Vesper is playing DnD 5e, Darkness Man is playing a hyperviolent version of Masks: The Next Generation, Zaeth is doing all the sidequests in a video game out of order, and HJ is just vamping during a standup set while actively getting tomatoes pelted at him.
"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK* πππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*ππππππππππππππππππ
βKill them with kindnessβ
Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK*
πππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*ππππππππππππππππππ
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

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Observed today:
Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.
Girl 1: can it die?
Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.
"π΄π‘ ππππ π‘... πΌ πππ’ππ π ππ£π π¦ππ’..."
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Currently carving for sadness n pain... forgive me.
Must be that "time of the month" again.
It's hard to be woman...ππͺπ©Έ
television history
iβve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch itβs just a thing you have to see and even then Iβm not sure why itβs so funny
βDear Sisterβ is the rare SNL sketch making fun of a specific pop culture moment that transcended the thing it is a satire of. No one remembers the OC but the sketch is still wonderful regardless.
So Iβm sure the lore is in the notes but here it is reconstructing from the rusty leaking trap of my memory: the Canadian show Degrassi used this music cue when the character Drake got shot. The OC used it in the exact same way the following year in an episode when Marissa shoots Trey. They also used different parts of this same song earlier in the episode at Calebβs funeral. Actually connecting it to the the running theme of death/endings through the episode.
and SNL finally was just like enough already with the βHide and Seekβ
itβs the overlapping music cues that kill me
^^^^^ these people get it
The world's first trillionaire.
"The world's first trillionaire murders 9.4 million people" would be a more appropriate headline.
Ebola is still spreading in several countries in central Africa. How did the outbreak manage to spread so far and infect so many people without being detected? This guy!
This guy, in violation of Congressional funding allocation, withdrew tons of international aid. The end of USAID was orchestrated without warning, without a wind-down plan, leaving critical infrastructure to simply collapse.

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I have the kind of brain disease where my reaction to shrooms is βI have an idea for a Garfield comicβ
A spaceship entered Earth's orbit and broadcast a message:
"We are the Interstellar Library. Do you want to swap? We have thousands of stories."
There were many replies.
The library was silent for a whole day, then:
"What do you mean, 'We have millions'?"
"Ah, sorry, I think I misspoke; we have millions in just one of our more widely known languages. Take everything together and I wouldn't be surprised if we have billions."
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Arrest everyone involved.
Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.
People killed: around three quarters of a million.
Money saved: fucking nothing when you account for all the damage done, like the sudden infestation of screwflies and the deterioration of the weather prediction services.
(this makes the mass death worse)

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purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post
2002 vs 2024