Meow.

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

nice try mario

I’m gay and don’t know how to brew potions

I like that some people who reblog this aren’t even Minecraft blogs because this is a universal gay experience

what the fuck

no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much

We’re still here.

who said that

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

Reblog if you hate nazis.

Eldest sisters r the most oppressed

There’s a book called “The Eldest Daughter Effect” that goes into detail about this. And it applies to the oldest daughter so even if the oldest child is a boy and the second child is a daughter, she is the one who ends up getting all that extra pressure and responsibilities for younger siblings. 

*sips tea* Sounds about right.