anime voice: foolish

do u think mlp ponies wear like. polo wraps n stuff?? I think that’d be real cute

schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it

LMAO

there’s such a small and specific little margin of people in the timeline of human existence who will ever know who metro station was. old people don’t know…. future generations won’t know… it’s just us. we lived through shake it and shake it will die with us 

Drippy potteryyyy

OH MY GOD

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETT–

i love cats

I’m crying laughing