We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

you know what? why aren’t there more gay cooking shows 

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

y’all won’t be laughing when the queen stands up and her health bar regenerates as she enters her second phase.

last day to reblog

Fine

basicallly, yeah

feels like an episode of heroes (2006)

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it's nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

My husband's wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it's so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

now that is a writing mood

they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra