UFO (Unidentifiable Fab Object)

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

This is our rat, Lei Lei. We call her Little Macaroni. Why? Well, you see. It's because she both refuses to grow, and fights her siblings like this:

Except for the rat she hates the most, it's like this

no one tell her that Sammy, the rat she hates the most, is three times her size.

Is unfalsifiable (can’t be proven wrong): Makes vague or unobservable claims

Relies heavily on anecdotes, personal experiences and testimonials

Cherry picks confirming evidence while ignoring/minimizing disconfirming evidence

Uses technobabble: Words that sound scientific but don’t make sense

Lacks plausible mechanism: No way to explain it based on existing knowledge

Is unchanging: Doesn’t self-correct or progress

Makes extraordinary/exaggerated claims with insufficient evidence

Professes certainty: Talks of “proof” with great confidence

Commits logical fallacies: Arguments contain errors in reasoning

Lacks peer review: Goes directly to the public, avoiding scientific scrutiny

Claims there’s a conspiracy to suppress their ideas