A covetous fiend thriving in the darkness

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

if we say it enough it might become true

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

@valeriianz look!!!!! We were just there!!!!!

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

physically i’m here but mentally i’m a member of the strawberry cult in hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me