bubblytripe

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real