summer time

If nothing else, you can't say that Mitch Marner scoring the fastest hat trick in SCF history (6:10) followed shortly thereafter by the Canes scoring the fastest three goals in SCF history (39 seconds) isn't tremendously entertaining

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

actually sports are awesome because if i told you there was a piece of fiction with a sports veteran who everyone is constantly comparing to his prime and wondering if he's about to retire and if we're all just watching a swan song and that by the way his nickname starting up was 'the kid' you would tell me it was too on the nose. and yet.

if i told you about a guy having to hide in an airport and then hunker down in a foreign country waiting for a visa after his former team tried to steal his passport to keep him from going to play in another league you would say what is this a spy movie. happened to my good friend evgeni malkin though.

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it