Sick idea. I’d love to try this out

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

hell is too good for him

I like how ponyo is a little fishy and then her dad is up to some Jules Verne shit

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

Not a day passes where my wife and I don’t quote this

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

How quickly we forget the noble and impenetrable iron

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

hey op how do you remember the latter half of the 14th century

not fondly. I do not recall it fondly.

no the only thing keeping me sane rn is “at least this is better than the years of yore” not counting 1970s onwards btw