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#the cube #rachel #neon genesis evangelion

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astoundingbeyondbelief

"A false king."

#ghidorah #godzilla king of monsters 2019

impossiblesnail

SORRY I’VE BEEN BASICALLY DEAD. HAVE SOME GIANT MONSTERS JUST CHILLIN’ OUT!!!

psst this is also a print on my redbubble if ya want~

#mothra #Godzilla

chappellellison

*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register*

me pointing at the bird: is that your manager

cashier: …

me: sorry, that was a bad joke

cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager

*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*

#birds

nest-deactivated20181209

at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”

thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots

#training videos

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creekfiend

Being around toddlers keeps you sharp like nothing else like I've been dedicated to being an artist and illustrator for over 20 years, I've been accepted into some really really good art schools, both here and abroad, and today a 5 year old asked me to draw Mickey mouse for him and I did and he immediately looked at it and was like "this is not good and Mickey mouse doesn't look like this."

which is one of the best critiques I have ever recieved. Like thats straightforward. Concise. To the point . Art schools should employ preschoolers to run their critique sessions and this is NOT a joke

#art school #rachel

glumshoe

You who why I hate? Jiminy Cricket. Horrible little green man. Horny all the time. Bad at his job. And you know what? I don’t even think he was even an insect.

alittleglassofmilk

Explain please

glumshoe

Condescending moralist. No patience with a literal day-old puppet. Abandons him in frustration multiple times to get repeatedly kidnapped. Doesn’t bother explaining shit with nuance or sympathy. Lusts after every female doll in the movie. Horny on main for puppet girls and made this face onscreen, which I have to look at:

Two legs. No cricket features to speak of. No chitinous exoskeleton. Awful little horrible bald man.

crystalleena-deactivated2022101

Out of all the criticisms I've heard against this character, this is the best one

glumshoe

Nasty little dude. Bad to look at. Horrible role model.

glumshoe

“You who why I hate?” Man I really wrote this post in such a blind apoplectic fury I just stopped stringing words together in a meaningful way.

#jiminy cricket #or jiminy not a cricket

jamie-merry

A fun little ghost animation

such-a-dumbass

oH NO!

#animation #ghosto

tokucosplay

Caption this.

goo-viking

Everyone asks where’s the dragon zord but no one asks how’s the dragon zord.

#dragon zord #power rangers

outofcontextarthur

wait mr ratburn is gay? i never considered this but honestly?? i feel like it makes sense.. i never paid much attention to him tho except i remember he made puppets??.. but i wanna hear ur reasoning i want to believe this

all the reasoning u need is right here:

this was mr ratburn in his youth. you see this? straight men cant do this. case CLOSED

autisticsquidward

a prophecy

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parkchanwoohoo

detective pikachu is NOT A COP. he is a PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR and he said FUCK blue lives

#good news #detective pikachu

prideprejudce

the thing is…..im 100% ok with female characters “losing their mind” or “becoming dark” as a storyline progresses. in fact one of my favorite character arcs EVER is azula from atla. her downfall was one of the best and most realistic of any villain that ive ever seen and her collapse into her own mind at the end made perfect sense to her character. and im gonna be real here - ive never been a hardcore dany fan and tbh i actually would have been cool with her going this route…….if it was written well. the main issue with the last episode is that even though dany is a morally grey character, the leap from her being sad and alone to committing genocide in a blink feels so unrealistic that it’s like fucking whiplash. i just wish we could have seen more of a buildup to her “madness” and gave her character more justice than just falling back on some weak hints and the ~crazy gene~ trope. it’s lazy writing and im calling it as i see it lmao

#game of thrones

anachrennism-deactivated2026081

snufkin “Petty Theft Is Fine But I Cross The Line At The Fuck Word”

dramat-ique

OKAY BUT LITERALLY

In comet in moominland, Snufkin tells the story of how he got sent to jail for stealing a melon, and in the story he says that the owner of the melon (a cop) started yelling curses at him for eating it so he decided to leave with the melon.

something along the lines of “I thought all that bad language was bad for me” or smthn.

So yeah theft is fine, swearing is not.

wlwtw

okay but.

how am i supposed to believe that moomin is more likely to say fuck than snufkin. how does that work

dramat-ique

Forbidden knowledge: The only thing stopping Moomin from saying Fuck is the fact that Snufkin would be upset.

lesbiansforjohnnymarr

anarchohellenism

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

ramenuzumaki

Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal.

(Source: 1•2•3)

imgamerandimproud

Must slurp.

frogmp3

posted by a naruto blog… loves it

wetwareproblem

All I can think is “I would NOT wanna be the person responsible for polishing it.”

darkenedtones-deactivated202105

Everyone’s thinking of slurping but I’m wondering

Prison for decades old bacteria/creature?

mothmammoth

tbh with the rate the world’s going, I’d take being possessed by the supernatural entity in this rock water any day

justnoodlefishthings

ancient fruit gusher

#rock

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