goblin town, usa

Something to know about my brain is that the Idea Factory never closes but we have yet to draw up plans for the Implementation Factory

Has anybody pitched the idea of Fall Olympics

something I love about music right now is that someone will tell you about an EDM artist you've never heard of and when you look them up they have 150 million followers and some of the worst music you've ever heard

me watching my own hand lock up my house with my house keys: wait what if I accidentally left my house keys inside

They should let you respec your entire skill tree when you hit your 40s

It's unfortunately been determined that if Guy Fieri was French, he'd be Guy Le Flambé and his number one menu item would be trash can mille-feuille. He would also be a rat

Unfortunately, I cannot tell what my therapist really thinks about me referring to a gratitude journal as a gratatouille journal

I'm sorry but Netflix on the hotel tv? Absolutely not. I need some basic ass cable. I need to check in on Shark Tank. Maybe a Castle marathon. An episode of Charmed. Third qualifying round for American Ninja warrior? Absolutely. This is the entertainment of transience and I respect it.