oh wow youβre not gonna believe this but turns out i was unnecessarily anxious for no reason. how unexpected

romaβ
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
AnasAbdin
d e v o n
Cosmic Funnies
styofa doing anything
noise dept.

Origami Around

shark vs the universe
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

JVL
todays bird

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline

NASA
Stranger Things

Discoholic πͺ©

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@man-made-misery
oh wow youβre not gonna believe this but turns out i was unnecessarily anxious for no reason. how unexpected

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a brief guide to uk politics for the uninitiated:
thatcher sucks
blair sucks
cameron sucks + may or may not have fucked a pig + called for a brexit referendum expecting everyone to vote remain (everyone did not vote remain)
may sucks
johnson sucks particularly badly and has a hobby of lying to the public about everything
gove sucks
What about that Starmer guy
What about that Starmer guy?
whoever the next guy is sucks
will Larry the Cat suck if appointed?
Within a month of his arrival at Downing Street, anonymous sources described Larry as having "a distinct lack of killer instinct."Β Later that year, it was revealed that Larry spent more time sleeping than hunting for mice, and shared the company of a female cat, Maisie.Β At one point in 2011, mice were so endemic in Downing Street that the Prime Minister, David Cameron, resorted to throwing a fork at one during a Cabinet dinner. His lack of killer instinct also earned him the nickname "Lazy Larry" by the tabloid press.
yes
#can we go back to the cameron pig thing for a minute
what's not clicking
Samy supporting his girlfriend, who was evidently on the runway at a fashion show. May 31st, 2026.
Itβs them
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you!Β Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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missing some of my old mutuals lately. i hope life is being kind to you. we were mentally ill together
man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)
From Samyβs TikTok page. May 18th, 2026.
daily BC pic: 137
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

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Fuck Eurovision, fuck the EBU. Free Palestine.
Wishing you a relaxed nervous system
I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012
It's 2026 and i haven't seen anyone come up with a way to get the human body to curl up in a little comfy circle like a cat or a dog why don't we have the technology where i can look like this β« like what are we even doing anymore
what am i even being advertised here

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