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functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

The hot coworker I’ve been sulking about doesn’t hate me as much as I thought they did. They actually asked for my number today. 👀

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

the smartest girl you know is running a rpf blog

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music