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The hot coworker I’ve been sulking about doesn’t hate me as much as I thought they did. They actually asked for my number today. 👀

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

The hot coworker I’ve been sulking about doesn’t hate me as much as I thought they did. They actually asked for my number today. 👀

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.