could this be how every day begins?

fitz is thee unreliable narrator ever he’s so fucking funny like his logic clearly makes perfect sense to him bc he is Very Intelligent Very Well Trained and sometimes he’ll make an observation that’s almost normal and you get baited into thinking omg he’s making a genuine self-actualising realisation and then he follows it up with the most batshit irrational repressed self-hating sentence you’ve ever read. this repeats for 9 books and the whole time you’re thinking Stupid Idiot Please Learn Surely You Cannot Go On Like This while fitz is like this is my unbiased factual autobiography and now you understand why i am awful. you must also have witnessed how normal and platonic i am about my close male friend the fool

wishing everyone a very Remembering You Have Good Leftovers In The Fridge

There are no ducks in this post.

BUT did you check the fridge

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree