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#bymyselfmaxxing

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'

nervous system? you bet it is!

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #misinformation and add it to #truths, you end up with #misinformation.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything