Mama Goth

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

UPDATE: DO NOT GOOGLE "RONALD MCDONALD BREEDING"

how dare u ???? EVERYONE should be educated on ronald mcdonald breeding practices.

Actually, a lot of the research done on ronald mcdonald breeding was funded by rival diner chains as a slander campaign and is riddled with misinformation and pseudo science so the one that should educate themselves is YOU

so you hate women ???!!?!

he looks so fertile and weak

who said that

get back here and face what youve done

This whole post felt like getting slapped by a very wet piece of ham, one after another.

i know who I'd slap with a wet piece of ham

so fucked up that halloweens on monday. thats a friday kind of holiday

I'm making myself sick over this

every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

optimizing your lack of gender so that no matter who likes you it makes them gay

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

i’m just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i’m a little baby who can’t handle adult content or curate my own experience. it’s fucking stupid

obsessed with saying “both. love wins” when asked to make a decision between two things…it is not functional and nothing is solved but u know what? love won. what else matters truly