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His fine underwhater because its seal

If you’re bisexual you’re probably bisexual

dm me if you want ringworm

im not making any new points here but its always so crazy to remember that US liberals are unable to see other societies as being ideologically diverse and complex. yall will constantly cry about how helpless you are to affect change in the face of political opposition, to the point of shouting down criticism of your own party bc "theyre the only real choice we have," and then you'll fr turn around and tell people in other countries that they deserve to suffer en masse if they dont reshape their political landscape to your liking

mfs want palestinians to do something about hamas and meanwhile you cant even get genocide joe to give you healthcare

somtimes I see the world and think "why would anyone want to live here?" and then I see a really bad ass picture of a mountain and I rememer

one of my favorite things in the whole world that makes me so happy is the behind the name popularity chart which shows the name “mabel” fade into obscurity and then rally in the early 2010’s right after gravity falls came out. it’s so dear to me

quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water

I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec

back from my insane piss

Okay so if tumblr were the louvre, I'd like to be the impressively large dead rat on the street next to the louvre.

I'm not going to lie to you the terrors of this world really do fuck me up sometimes

for anyone wondering I made this post because I have to make a phone call later today

thinking about bad things is morally neutral. what's morally wrong is DOING bad things. i know this is the queers learning to overcome their catholic guilt website but some of you need to try harder

"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes

If you have to ask then you aren’t prepared to know

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