Woah, it's Maltiase!

self induced fetal alcohol syndrome

Average Breton reaction to finding an elder scroll

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

Show me where I've made this mistake. Cite a specific time when I misinterpreted a post in this manner.

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

im going to be violently ill because i cant be a knight who does quests for a living. it isnt fair.

i have seen catgirls in real life.

where

haha yeah ok, heres all the catgirl locations i know. heres bigfoots cell number to top it off. get lost buddy, i will never reveal where catgirls are.

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.