Hairy bitch

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying

something stupid this way sucks

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order