The older I get, the stayer I home.

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

Giving birth is sooo crazy like . Im not doing tht lol!!

I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

reblogged. reblogged. reblogged. youre all reblogged. none of you are free from my scrapbook