wonderfully irrelevant

oh for you i wouldve done whatever

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

celibacy is easy when the idea of being touched without love disgusts you

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

I love people that just naturally have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.