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Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

i'm so sorry to tell you that's not some random guy brooding, that's jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

this happened an Hour ago

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

THAT'S SQUEEZY!

this post is from... *check notes* yesterday?

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

Ooooh, Mr. Sawadoga innovated the traditional zai method by adding manure and other biological matter to the holes! This put nutrients in the soil as well as helping even more with water retention and attracted termites whose tunnels helped loosen the compacted earth, all of which supported plant-growth like no zai before! Which increased water-retention even further! Oh excellent, excellent work!

"i had absolutely no idea that the prince of darkness was involved with evil forces" sounds like a line from a below average ya fantasy novel but no it is the defence of every British politician embroiled in our current political scandal du jour. fucking clown country.

wait until they hear about the minister without a shadow

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

i don't think people get how much tatu's video for 'all the things she said' hit like a nuclear warhead in 2002. there were debates on tv. politicians got involved. people screamed about banning not just the video but the song from the radio. some channels censored it anyway or only played it at certain times of day. because two girls barely kissed. that is where we were then. and choosing to put it in the soundtrack of heated rivalry was a choice. a very deliberate choice. know your queer history.

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

Write a piece about someone who has to prepare for company

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published