THROW IT IN THE WUTER

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

Yeah you find all kinds of idiosyncrasies in people, it's usually nbd?

why would you crop the dinosaur

😂❤️⭐️

One of the most warmly human things I’ve ever seen was an old parchment from the Irish middle ages, the scribe’s cat had walked across the page and left inky pawprints on the page. 

Traces of cats of old…

they are helping…!

My very first summer job involved a time clock, so I understand exactly what’s going on here; pest control is stamping in (or maybe out).