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Kids these days with their Cocomelon color sorting infinite runner games. They'd be much more well adjusted with the classic flash games i grew up with like "Click The Stickman And He Kills Himself"

happy first day of pride everyone

I've

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

i will protect my gagobear from dangers and predators.

i wont let anyone hurt my gagobear

I support perverts. Like all of you for example

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

*he chuckles* But what?

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

everyone please welcome into the world my beautiful daughter, bathroom spider