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the last surviving referent was just discovered and humanely euthanized by field semioticians in the salt flats of utah. apparently it was what people were referring to when they'd say. well. it doesn't matter now anyways does it.

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we could create more luigi mangione copycats by putting lead back in paint and gasoline

alternatively class consciousness works as well

i think lead might be easier

i think the point is to put the lead in the CEOs.

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I can no longer work with any consistency due to losing access to narcolepsy medication. I am unable to raise any money for this. I will figure out the ramifications of this tomorrow. Expect projects to be cut. Ricky's site is shelved for the time being.

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Scientists at CERN have confirmed they've been able to detect all 7 genders in a groundbreaking experiment.

Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.

but do viruses have souls?

No. Some people think that this is because viruses have no metabolism and can’t reproduce on their own, and therefore do not qualify as life. In fact it is just because they are too small. Pneumatons, the constituent particle of soul, have a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and so can’t be contained in cell membranes or protein envelopes smaller than that. This also means the smallest bacteria also don’t have souls. This includes mitochondria and their immediate ancestors, which was a major impetus for their symbiosis with eukaryotes in the first place. The eukaryote cell got a source of energy, and in return the mitochondria finally got to directly apprehend a portion of divine eternity.

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