IM SCREAMIN G

this is legitimately the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

IT’S BACK

I haven’t forgiven U2 for putting that wack album on my phone

LOL JESUS

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

haute couture

The customer is never right

normalize the customer never being right

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

And yet you’ve read exactly the same number of dick jokes.

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

okay so i know high school was bad but how the fuck did i used to do four 80-minute classes a day one right after the other five days a week. i just did 2 one-hour classes in a row and i’m already exhausted. high school was Fucked Up