The Land of Thorns and Lasers

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

what’s the top???

this is more a tits out kind of look

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

If you’re wondering why there’s no road or train system connecting North and South America it’s because you don’t fuck with the Darién Gap. Do not.

An older relative of mine was complaining about how her hair looks now that it’s greying and I had to hold back myself from telling her that the long grey hair look would make her very popular with some lesbians that I know because she’s not the sort of person who would take that as a compliment

This particular person is always like ugh I look old and I’m like yeah you do look old and it looks really good on you and she just doesn’t believe me but it’s true

I’ve noticed that some people start positively glowing as they start aging and then take to it like a baby otter screaming in the water