Magpie1790

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

that's more direct action than the entirety of the United States Government has taken in 30 years what are you talking about

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

Hey so not to be all "what the fuck, Youths," but...what the fuck, Youths

I would let her kill me for sport

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

im getting off the apps 𐔌՞.‸.՞𐦯 network of widening social circles it is

I want you all to know that I went to post this on the Star Wars Reddit and they fucking hated it. That’s why I stay here, where people know what’s absolutely fucking hilarious.