girl i dont even know anymore

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

you could just hit other people as a kid

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal