Black holes and revelations.

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

Jesus was in a really cranky mood that day.

And who could blame him

And the tree spoke unto him, “fig machine broke, lol”

Jesus got hangry.

Do you think Khajiit get the zoomies like normal cats do? do you think a khajiit will get up at like 2 am and their spouse is like “babe everything ok?” and their just like “yeah this one just has to run like 4 miles right now.”

you’re just having a normal conversation with a khajiit and suddenly their pupils dialate as they enter the Silly Zone