i cast feather fall and jump

YOU PEOPLE HAVE A STRANGE IDEA OF WHAT IS OKAY TO SAY TO STRANGERS

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

Gay rats!!! (Rights in a deeply southern accent)

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It

Ok but How Do I Do That

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what