rpf rights activist

heated rivalry is a psyop aimed at accelerating the rate at which fic writers abandon all other fandoms for hockey rpf

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

🫵 bisexualise that man

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

Give me the fucking amulet

How could this post possibly be relevant to the Toronto Maple Leafs

if I was a professional hockey player you could not media train me enough to keep me from saying "do you wanna see the bruise??" to reporters asking about a hit I took. & then showing it to them

if I was a professional hockey player you could not media train me enough to keep me from saying "do you wanna see the bruise??" to reporters asking about a hit I took. & then showing it to them

if you watch sports long enough you start to believe in things like curses