This might be a shitshow but it's MY shitshow

Arthur - tuxedo British shorthair

Supposed to kind of be an everyman, a random bastard child who randomly pulled the sword from stone. Very approachable, handsome, bog standard looking cat. The tuxedo coloring adds a bit of authority.

Guinevere - flame point/buff ragdoll

Beautiful, elegant, refined. Born to aristocracy, unlike Arthur. Like many orange female cats, she contains a thread of scheming intelligence.

Merlin - can appear as any cat, usually appears as a fucked up looking scrawny black cat with heterochromia

Not explaining this one. That is just what he looks like.

Morgan & Morgause - longhair torties, Morgan has a darker coat pattern and Morgause is more red

Torties are associated with luck and magic and tortitude. Girlboss fairy witch cat color.

Lancelot - longhaired white cat with blue eyes

He’s just got white cat energy. They love to bite randomly and they have pretty privilege not much else.

Gawain - longhair creamsicle (orange and white)

Orange (stupid) and gorgeous. Ladies man. A little unhinged but not Lancelot levels.

Sir Dagonet the Fool - orange

He’s just orange. Most orange cat ever. Orange cat behavior and personality.

Sir Galehaut, Prince of the Distant Isles - tabby Maine Coon

He’s a gentle giant. He’s loyal. He’s noble. He’s beautiful.

Dame Ragnelle - calico Sphynx cat that has started randomly growing hair

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!