Magic Divergent Games

no you are a saint for making this thank you

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

DEAD

THIS IS GOLD

😂😂😂😂

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t

I appreciate the family and friends of the shooter, Omar Mateen, for not trying to protect him or make any excuses for what he did. They exposed him. They are giving answers the victims’ families desperately need in order to make sense of what has happened. They are putting the victims and the country before their own son, which is brave and difficult for them to do. Let us not attack them, or their culture, for what their son has done.

me

Me: “astrology is so dumb” Me: *reads horoscope* Me: “me as hell though”

4th wall breaking son of a bitch.

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?