nerf herder

if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they cast the dinosaurs for jurassic park

@mariesbookblog

putting the s at the front of lgbtq is by far the straightest straight person thing ive ever seen

being scared of the dark as a child meant that your entire house became the setting of a real-life horror video game as soon as your parents called for lights out

@ y'all saying you’re still afraid of the dark i’m making this post from my bed where i’m dying slowly of flu and should be trying to sleep but i can’t bear the thought of turning off my only beacon of light against the many fictional but no less frightening for it inhabitants of this pitch-black ocean of terrors so like, tl;dr bitch me too the fuck

* remembers your little quirks and encourages them

There was never a time in my life where i wasnt having a midlife crisis

but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks

It is the East, and Juliet’s got a gun.

both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

Because the world IS ending, if we don’t jam then what is there left but crying to do?

We’ve reached the “band playing on the titanic” stage of nihilism now