Could Being Objectum Save Them?

I've had this thought for a good while, and I'm surprised no one else came up with this idea, so... here it is! The burning question: would being objectum save this character?

Owner is 18+! No DNI mostly, will block freely. Just don't be gross

All polls will go on for a week!

Depending on submissions, posts will come out 3 PM EST and 6 PM EST.

2 result posts usually come at 12:00 PM EST and 12:30 PM EST

No submissions of people from real life (includes SMPs and similar)

Blacklist can be found here! Keep in mind I will also delete submissions that make me uncomfortable.

#RESULTS will take you to finished polls!

QUEUE: 0

SUBMISSIONS: 0

(Edited 6/8/25)

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REASONING:

"In Episode 2, Shrike calls his spaceship, The Bucket, “my wife” and “baby”. Overall, he is always eager to use The Bucket’s features and spruce it up, which gets him into trouble sometimes."

REASONING:

"because his enemy is a robot and i personally think they should make out sloppy style frfr"

REASONING:

"Canonically he's a gamer that spends most of his time playing; if he doesn't board the elevator he stays on his computer. Also they miiiight be slowly dying to a mysterious disease with no cure, but in the meantime she can love her computer, right?"

REASONING:

"when u first meet him hes sadly talking to a plush doll in a store window about how badly he wants to buy it and love it for real and the only way to finish his quest is by buying him the plushie !!! after u give it to him he sits with it 24/7 and NEVER leaves its side"

REASONING:

"i feel like that bug would kiss a computer if he had the will. i think it would make him less of a hater"