To do list:

richie to beverly at some point during the jade dinner, thinking about how she said he grows into his looks: why did you lie to me

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

chinken nunget

brandon flowers sat down when he was 20 and wrote mr. brightside, like he didnt even realize he was going to write the greatest masterpiece of our generation, a song that will be remembered for ages, a timeless classic. a song literally everyone has heard, knows of, and/or can sing along to . like wow, he fucking did THAT 

destiny was calling him

i wish i was in an indie band so i could write lyrics like “im dirty clothes and you hate doing laundry” and people would cry over it

This was exactly what I expected and more