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don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

university is ALSO just *goes to bathroom* *stress cleans to avoid homework* *buys on sale bread* *peace sign in mirror while bawling your eyes out at 3am* *always has a cold* *glasses r fogged up* *granola bars* *falls asleep in class* *does laundry* *staples something* *takes an ibuprofen* *listens to the same song for 3 days straight* *no free seats at the library*  *checks phone to see how long until class ends but forgets to actually look at the time* *naps. regrets nap* *microwaves something* *has crisis about major* *contemplates dropping out every other week* *buys toilet paper*

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

lorde stans are just called intellectuals

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。you!! ｡ﾟ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⠀

imagine how powerful i would be if i felt completely comfortable with my body and mind and actually had a sense of self esteem

i love suffering with a nice soundtrack

being in love is the weirdest, most magical feeling I’ve ever experienced