Adventures Through the Universe

JIMOTHY

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

I mean yeah. I would totally go.

oh thank god

This is how your computer works btw. This little guy transports information to and fro.

sure would be a shame if- oops, that's the reblog button!

oops! hand slipped :/

Oh goodness me!

@non-tyrannical-usa hey.... can you do the thing?

Oh no, my hand slipped!

Mine too!

oh dear

@regnbagshaj did we do this already?

oh ffs whoops butterfingers my fat finger accidentally slippeded

does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

the “consumers” in question being sick people

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

one of the most inspiring things i’ve ever seen was my co-worker quitting on the spot over an argument and proceeding to purposely make eye contact with my manager as she walked out of the fire exit, making the entire stores alarm go off. it’s was on a level of spite i can only dream of achieving.