Lover of Pho

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

i remember

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

certified door post

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"