i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

unrestrained summer fun

I need more information about this.

Nagash the god of death, wanted his own sigmarines so he threw stacked a bunch of bones in a trenchcoat and made bonemarines, but now he's out of bones so he sent them out to collect bones. They usaly take the bones of your already dead and buried family members in a village, but if the bone tax man comes and you end up short on your bone taxes the bone IRS kills you and take the wet ones in your body. But as long as you make sure you save your deads bones youl be fine, they are even kinda incentivesed to keep you safe from other threats.......... The same way the Shepard keeps his flock safe.........until the slaughter

Encounter: the Bone Tax Man

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

Are you okay

The results are inconclusive on that.

Bestie. the reason you end up sitting up is your lungs think you are being crushed.

HAPPY FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

date of origin: February 7th, 2021

You’ve captured the essence of the show marvelously, OP

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

foreplay with Todd

do you ever think before you post

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

If you love animals, please don't go to the zoo. Apes in zoos can go weeks or even months without a cigarette, tell me that's not cruel