yayy bedtime!! *curls up in my blankies and thinks about my faves being tortured* ^_^

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

Any post showing a non-horny anime that gets more than 1k notes is on a countdown timer to when someone with immense thoughtless racism shows up and thinks "Wow so the Japanese aren't ALWAYS cum-brained scum!" is a cute thing to say

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of