Cool (past tense)

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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WHAT THE FUCK

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

guy who is trying really hard not to be weird about you but failing miserably

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

(flirting) I could worship you in ways that would make churches look useless.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮