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YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

Metal isn't goth, ever, as much as I like some Metal bands a lot. <3 No, not even Gothic Metal. <3 Also even then most of you think Gothic Metal is like, Nightwish or post-The Silent Force Within Temptation. <3

You'd all lose your shit listening to actual goth music but not from how eXtReMe you all swear it is, you'd lose your minds because half of it is just very bizarre and spooky and the other half is very pretty and soft. There's an outlier percentage that is both at the same time.

Some excellent selections on this list!

*performs a dark ritual that forces you into liking my niche interest*

People are attempting dark rituals on their family members at a frankly, astonishing, rate

Unfortunately, by choosing to have the same blood as you they have opted out of their ability to sue or counterspell

hey i lost track of time a bit is this gonna be the first winter where theres cybertrucks on the road. thats gonna go pretty bad i think