Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

Flemeth's glowup will still always be so fucking funny to me like. Waiting for my cringefail daughter to leave with the virgin wardens so i can serve up cunt

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

rain wild chronicles version of the gay is ok banner meme but it's Sedric admitting he stabbed Relpda and drank her blood. Alise and Carson are the ones with the cake and flags

I don't think thymara should have ended up with any of those boys tbh

Everyone always tries to add "nuance" to Dracula. What if Lucy secretly wants it? What if Mina and Dracula are actually ancient soul mates? The nuance in Dracula is that the men have FEELINGS. Give me a Dracula adaptation where the men cry and hug as much as they do in the book.

@gothiccharmschool

using a primeval megastructure made entirely of solidified magic (built using the labor and life force of hundreds of people over decades) to bend reality to my will and restore the life of one☝️ dog

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"