oh, you know..

finished ship of magic and truly fucking inconsolable about wintrow. everything that happened to him and he refused to cling to the comforts he could have and chose instead offer what small mercies he could to those enslaved below. and in this way he found himself again and in this way he caused the wheel to turn. and he saved his father's life even though he hates him. and he claimed his place as vivacia's and was smart enough to find the vulnerability in the situation and bold enough to threaten kennit directly and now he's a prisoner of kennit who's already formed some sinister interest in him and he's marked forever and there will never be any going back or any going home but the path of sa calls to all men anyway. whatever. WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fitz, probably: I obviously don't like LIKE the Fool, we are both men, it's innatural, I love him as a man loves another man, I could never desire him and his supple waist I don't care that he's like the golden sun and his hair is so beautiful and he is like glowing everytime I see him and has beautiful amber eyes and I feel safe in my sleep when I'm with him and

when i'm in a trying to kill myself by dissolving my life essence into the skill competition but fitzchivalry farseer and kennit ludluck are already there

I actually think it is so important that Fitz never really gets over all his issues. I desperately want him to, but just isn't the kind of story these books are telling.

chade and beloved arguing over fitz's loyalty is so funny when you consider the "a gold man holds the wolf on a chain that goes to his heart" prophecy. fitz never had any chance, his ass belongs to beloved

if i was fitz or chivalry or regal or verity or shrewd whenever something happened that i had predicted i would say ‘hmm yes just as i farsaw’

a few months ago i offered that i feel my good friend miss the fool would love gaga’s summerboy. today i’d like to offer that i think fitz would love behind these hazel eyes, privately in his low moments

no it's fine i just don't understand why he needed to speak into "his panting mouth" specifically. furthermore why was this particular information necessary to write down for posterity. like thank you, for that. i mean. okay i guess?

quite apart from anything else about tom badgerlock and lord golden. they're doing nothing to dispel the rumours that they're fucking by fitz just constantly sleeping with him. like literally. why does everyone think you share his bed? well you see fitz. it's because you keep sharing his bed.