Being Happy

You’re an immortal being who’s lived since the start of human history. Thanks to your Alzheimer’s, that’s news to you.

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

can you believe this website is free

YES THANK YOU

Oh ok,I thought I was having a stroke

They can’t stand us haha

Her name is Nia Dennis and she’s all this and more. Why stop at excellence when you can hit perfection. 

I’m her teammates in the background losing their minds because this woman straight up modified the laws of physics

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

Can’t remember what my personality is supposed to be like I wish I had written it down

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

It’s called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch

god destroying the tower of babel

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH